Costa Teguise Beach

“Really pleased.”

We had a lovely week at this hotel. Food was good. Repetitive, like every other hotel, but there was plenty of choice. Reviews have stated that the food is cold. I’d guess that It’s probably difficult trying to keep all dishes hot, but there’s microwaves all over the dining room if you needed to h… more

We had a lovely week at this hotel. Food was good. Repetitive, like every other hotel, but there was plenty of choice. Reviews have stated that the food is cold. I’d guess that It’s probably difficult trying to keep all dishes hot, but there’s microwaves all over the dining room if you needed to heat your food up. Staff are lovely. Rooms cleaned every day. Pool area clean and tidy. A 30min walk takes you into the town, and it’s a nice walk along the coast. Market on a Sunday is a must. $15 for a bus from the hotel but there’s a local bus which will take you there for a few euros. Drinks must be watered down, couldn’t taste any alcohol at all - even although half then glass gets filled? Entertainment was ok. For the price we paid I would definitely return.

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“Nice hotel but food let's it down”

Just come back from the hotel 2 days ago, so review is fresh in my mind. I was part of 6 guys on a stag do. Most of us 40+ in age, so partying is a little behind us. We stayed there from a friday to a monday. The hotel looked clean and well maintained. We booked in and made our way down to our … more

Just come back from the hotel 2 days ago, so review is fresh in my mind. I was part of 6 guys on a stag do. Most of us 40+ in age, so partying is a little behind us. We stayed there from a friday to a monday. The hotel looked clean and well maintained. We booked in and made our way down to our room (very long corridors). The rooms were very clean and the beds were comfortable. The water in the shower was warm at best, and was only warm/hot on our last day, typical lol. Forget running a bath, it wouldn't be hot enough, plus the water pretty much dribbles out of the taps... so was take years to fill the bath up. The safe did not work, possibly run out of battery. The heating/air con did not work either. Towels were changed daily and the cleaners were good. Nightlife - the entertainment was pretty poor really. Bingo one night with karaoke, then the same for the next day. The last night had a singer. We ended up going into town anyway as we were on a stag. Taxi was about €6. Drinks - we were all inclusive. The drinks were decent, and super strong as expected (no measures used abroad). If you wanted cocktails, this was an extra cost. Food - this was a proper let down. Breakfast - one of the stations did eggs and pancakes. No sauces, Nutella etc. The main choices were in the middle as you enter. The breakfast sausages were like hot dogs, the bacon was mostly the fatty bit (no actual bacon on there). The toaster was ok, but put it in twice for it to brown. You'd think there would be jam or butter next to the bread and toaster right?... nope, the butter was in the middle of the foods by the cereals. Afternoon/lunch... snacks bar... this was poor. Just bread, 2 hams, cheese and some salad. No butter or jams. Very poor. Evening - there were chips, fish, battered cauliflower, chicken and beef. The quality was rubbish and the choice of food was poor. We ended up going into town on the 3rd day just to have something decent to eat in the bars. Coffee/tea - the teabags were disgusting and the cappuccino tasted like hot chocolate. There was a draught machine for coke and lemonade etc. This was unavailable in the morning and opened for lunch onwards only. Pools - these were really well kept. Spotless and were cleaned first thing in the morning. They were freezing though, so I couldn't go in as it was way too cold for me. Plenty of sunbeds there for all to use. Gym - massive room with hardly anything in there... could have potential to have a lot more in there. Overall, a decent hotel for what it is. The food massively let's it down, and it's probably one of the worst food quality/choice I've ever had (I'm not hard to please at all btw - i love greasy food, curries etc...). It's not a hotel I would visit again, but for a cheap break, it's ok. Just take extra cash with you ready to eat out in restaurants in town. Definitely a 3* at best I would say.

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“Good value and rated accordingly”

Let’s start by saying it is a 3* hotel and good value. Rooms comfortable and maid service every other day. Towels changed if left on floor. Not a huge food choice and not always hot but always found something. Soup was cold as it isn’t plugged in to keep it hot. Microwave was very dirty inside and … more

Let’s start by saying it is a 3* hotel and good value. Rooms comfortable and maid service every other day. Towels changed if left on floor. Not a huge food choice and not always hot but always found something. Soup was cold as it isn’t plugged in to keep it hot. Microwave was very dirty inside and wasn’t cleaned for our entire stay. Plates and cutlery ran out on a few occasions so had to wait for staff to replenish. All Staff were friendly and worked hard. Saw maintenance guys working and guy cleaning the pool everyday. Evening entertainment wasn’t great but Juan was really nice and worked hard to engage guests with bingo etc.. Location is about a 10-15mins walk into the main resort. Taxi is about €3.50 back to hotel. All in all good value for what we paid

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