Oyo Hotel Knoxville Tn Cedar Bluff I-40

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Hi Im Johnny Knoxville and this is quality inn east of knoxville fifteen minute drive to my chagrin smokeys are callin, appalachian, time to stop over heading east lookin for more then, sleep and breakfast when, mood for something increased I wanna slide and splash with dump buckets the only hotel… more

Hi Im Johnny Knoxville and this is quality inn east of knoxville fifteen minute drive to my chagrin smokeys are callin, appalachian, time to stop over heading east lookin for more then, sleep and breakfast when, mood for something increased I wanna slide and splash with dump buckets the only hotel for me where the fountains circle around us and i race down the slide whee! either rain or snow, like in colorado that this roof will ever see makes no difference cause it is indoors is this hotel in tennessee So I pull up through the back lot boom bang clang ouchie pothole hits the rim the size of ole mississippi they haven’t paved there, looks like they don’t care the lot could use some tlc i walk round the corner, this foreigner steps in the big lobby I run to the rest room cause no clerk at the front desk waiting for me I may have gone there first nonetheless cause i really had to pee what happened next was so, unexpected although the worker had honesty after waiting twenty two minutes in the lobby facility the clerk comes with apology [one more time!] strong stern woman kind and caring welcoming to me begs and pleads don’t go somewhere else my apologies there’s a good reason, prevented the fleas in She caught a squatter cautiously he keeps coming back here, but no more need to fear threatened him with police She’s not your ordinary employee forget “nothing to see here” rather truth, love and honesty cause this woman was so dear I figured if its so, that this vagrants shadow wasn’t in the room i fear she’d assign me minutes later ill decide to stay right here And so she told me the only room that’s safe to be safe from squatters returning would be the deluxe suite in the main building, waterpark being right out the window overlooking sure sounds exciting awfully inviting deadbolt security She gave me the hotel room at a price that fit my budget being a recent college graduate with bills from nelnet seeing so i went to the room, passing through the monsoon of the waterpark lobby but tomorrow ill be a swimmin’ cause the gate was chain locked i see waterpark night security! [sing it once again!] What happened next added to the evenings pleasantries I walk into room and right as i set down the keys room phone goes ringin, i wonder whose callin, I pick up lil hesitantly the voice sounds familiar, in a loud whisper says the front desk lady; “So what the verdict?” she was a- askin’ in reference to the room suite in the years i have been traveling its never been asked to me it showed that she cared big, was not part of her gig to call up the room and see but the customer service at this one, gets a five*****star rating from me! The suite a bit worn and dated but bed was comfy couch the type you find in “as is” ikea gallery but for a nights its, furthest from the pits that one would expect no squatters i see awake the next morning, to sounds outside splashing window peer rapidly a morning of splish splashing indoors on a water playground for me i call it a playground because its size is small enough maybe for ten children or five adults shallow to dive a water’park’ its a mini-me of a large splash pad with dump bucket a total of one slide I see the total people here are three [last time, everybody!] small child tween and young teen engage in a waterfight I decide let the kids frolic while I do something light next to the splashpad, is something I’m glad a swimming pool its three feet deep alongside a hot tub, with bubbles turn the knub churning waterfall steep But do not bathe in waterfall landing signs posted plentifully I obey the rules because i don’t want to have to pay a fee as we get closer to, check out time i conclude lets do the waterslide I see what a perfect ending to this stay with a splashdown landing woo-whee! Back to the room to pack up and finish heading east quirky fixtures gangly random dot my hotel suite i didn’t do it, return the deposit i found it just like that when room and i greet head to the front desk, check out i expect the woman strong caring and sweet but no another interesting person as her shift ended at three i couldn’t determine pronoun but who cares as they were friendly i told them about the, night before, they shudder yet assured my security such helpful caring employees at this hotel in tennessee such helpful caring employees at this hotel in tennessee

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